The ABCD of X
You don’t know what you got ’til it’s gone
Wait, you didn’t know? Sorry about the spoiler, dude. It’s all over the news. But how are you reading this article? I didn’t know you got internet under that rock.
Ok, yes, the bird is dead.
Musk is flipping the bird to brand value and the million different things that most CEOs are expected to focus on everyday to extract value from his other priceless asset — x.com.
I know because I asked GoDaddy to appraise it.
Why?
Rebrands happen for a myriad reasons. Here are four reasons I could fathom with my puny mind.
1. Autocomplete Anarchy
This is the most probable reason.
Let’s be honest. Musk looks like the kind of guy who watches a lot of porno.
I mean, look at the evidence. He’s got a breeding fetish. He accused people trying to rescue kids stuck in an underwater cave of grooming and pedophilia. And have you seen that body?
It screams “avid porno watcher”.
