Stop using these three phrases if you host Zoom meetings

If I were allowed to take in-person meetings in bed, sans pants, while a cup of overly hot coffee cools next to me, I would.

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But to make that happen, I would have to plan meetings months in advance to let you buy cheap air tickets, arrange for seating in my already cramped bedroom for a variable number of guests, tell my wife and kid to ignore the randos secretly…